Sound clips from Weird Science
chess.wav
Gary: Should we give her a brain?
Wyatt: Yeah we could play chess with her.
Gary: Chess?
dickweed.wav
Chet: Hey that’s looks pretty good. Now make yourself one, dickweed.
morgue.wav
Chet: You two donkey dicks couldn’t laid in a morgue.
pukes.wav
Chet: He pukes, you die.
sandwich.wav
Chet: How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served on a dirty ashtray.
shutup.wav
Gary: Why don’t you shut up bitch.
sprain.wav
Gary: Anything bigger than a handful, you’re risking a sprained thumb.
toaster.wav
Gary: I can’t believe this shit. I can’t believe it. Did ya get a free toaster with this too?
partyanimal.wav
“If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle.” – [Kelly LeBrock]
seriousbitch.wav
“I can be a real serious bitch if I don’t get what I want.” – [Kelly LeBrock]
brasonhead.wav
“By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? -Ceremonial.” – [Ilan Mitchell-Smith and Anthony Michael Hall]
dontruinthefantasy.wav
“Why are you messing with the fantasy? We know about the reality. Don’t ruin the fantasy, OK?” – [Anthony Michael Hall]
wanker.wav
“Why do you have to be such a wanker? – [Kelly LeBrock]
dofirst.wav
“So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?” – [Kelly LeBrock]
yourestewed.wav
“You’re stewed, buttwad.” – [Bill Paxton]