Sound clips from WarGames
WOPR: How about a nice game of chess?
Announcer: This is Crystal Palace, Norad has declared defcon 3, scramble all alert aircraft.
WOPR: Greetings Professor Falken.
Berenger: I wouldn’t trust this overgrown pile of microchips any further than I could throw it.
WOPR: Shall we play a game?
Berenger: God dammit, I’d piss on a sparkplug if I thought’d do any good!