Tommy Boy

Sound clips from Tommy Boy

Paul: This doesn’t strike you as kinda… dumb.
Tommy: We’re family were going to be doing lots of dumb stuff together, wait ’til Christmas.

Richard: Hi, I’m earth, have we met?
Airline employee: I don’t think so.

Tommy: Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat.

Paul: Did you eat a lot of paintchips when you were a kid.
Tommy: Hehe… why?

Richard: Now I know you’d love to just sit there and keep being not slim, but we gotta work a little today okay.

Business Man: But I don’t like you, probably never will. You’re a smug unhappy little man and you treat people like they were idiots.

Richard: Okay folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy. He’ll be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a scorpio, he likes biking and he’s never been laid.