Sound clips from Tommy Boy
dumb.wav
Paul: This doesn’t strike you as kinda… dumb.
Tommy: We’re family were going to be doing lots of dumb stuff together, wait ’til Christmas.
earth.wav
Richard: Hi, I’m earth, have we met?
Airline employee: I don’t think so.
fatguy.wav
Tommy: Fat guy in a little coat. Fat guy in a little coat.
paintchips.wav
Paul: Did you eat a lot of paintchips when you were a kid.
Tommy: Hehe… why?
slim.wav
Richard: Now I know you’d love to just sit there and keep being not slim, but we gotta work a little today okay.
smug.wav
Business Man: But I don’t like you, probably never will. You’re a smug unhappy little man and you treat people like they were idiots.
tommy.wav
Richard: Okay folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy. He’ll be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a scorpio, he likes biking and he’s never been laid.