Sound clips from Stripes
“Come on, it’s Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick them up, and we zip right out again. We’re not going to Moscow. It’s Czechoslovakia, it’s like going into Wisconsin. –Well, I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!” – [Bill Murray and Harold Ramis]
“We’re so damned lost. Where the hell is Insbruck, Austria?” – [Bill Murray]
“You can’t go! All the plants are gonna die.” – [Bill Murray]
“Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it’s usually something unusual.” – [Bill Murray]
enlist.wav
John: So we’re all dog-faces. We’re all very very different. But there is one thing that we all have in common -we were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army.
francis.wav
Psycho: Any of you guys call me Francis, and I’ll kill ya.
health.wav
John: In the last two hours, I’ve lost my job, my apartment, my car, and my girlfriend.
Russell: You still have your health.
learn.wav
Russell: No, were not homosexuals, but we are willing to learn.
madman.wav
John: You are a madman! When you stole that cow and you’re friend started making it with the cow. I wanna party with you cowboy.
touchme.wav
Psycho: Now any of you homo’s touch me… and I’ll kill ya.