Sound clips from Sixteen Candles
buttlick.wav
Ted: No problem buttlick.
donger.wav
Long Duk Dong: Ahhh no more yankee my wankie, the Donger needs food.
fresh.wav
Ted: Fresh breath is a priority in my life.
grandmother.wav
Sam: I can’t believe my grandmother actually felt me up.
hotstuff.wav
Long Duk Dong: What’s happening hotstuff?
interface.wav
Ted: By nights end, I predict that me and her will interface.
kittens.wav
Ted: We’ve got $7 and a pair of girls underpants… We’re safe as kittens, ok.
panties.wav
Sam: I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek.
reputation.wav
Ted: This information cannot leave this room okay, it would devastate my reputation as a dude.
underwear.wav
Ted: I mean, not many girls in contemporary american society today would give their underwear to help a geek like me.