Sound clips from Magnolia

Frank: I will not apologize for who I am. I will not apologize for what I need. I will not apologize for what I want! Okay. Now go to your blue booklets right now, I want you to turn to page eighteen in your blue booklets.

Frank: Oh yeah, but listen up. That is not to say that we don’t all need females just as friends, ’cause we’re gonna learn later in Chapter 23 that havin’ a couple of chick friends lyin’ around, come in real handy in setting jealousy traps. We’ll get to that later.

Claudia: Okay. I’ll tell you everything, and you tell me everything, and maybe we can get through all the piss and shit and lies that kill other people.

Frank: In this big game to be played, life, it’s not what you hope for, it’s not what you deserve, it’s what you take! I’m Frank “T.J.” Mackey, a master of the muff, and author of the Seduce and Destroy system now available to you on audio and video cassette. Seduce and Destroy will teach you the techniques to have any hard body blonde just dripping to wet your dock. Bottom line, language. The magical key to unlocking the female analytical mind-set. Tap directly into her hopes, her wants, her fears, her desires, and her sweet little panties. Learn how to make that lady ‘friend’ your sex starved servant.

Frank: Respect the cock. And… tame the cunt! Tame it! Take it on, head first, with the skills that I will teach you at work. And say no!
Crowd: No!
Frank: You will not control me. No.
Crowd: No!
Frank: You will not take my soul. No.
Crowd: No!
Frank: You will not win this game. Cause it is a game, guys. You wanna think it’s not, huh? You wanna think it’s not, you go back to the schoolyard and you have that crush on big-titted Mary Jane. Respect the cock.

Frank: So what we’re looking at here is a true rags to riches story. That’s why people respond so strongly to Seduce. Because at the end of the day, Seduce may not be just about pickin’ up chicks, and stickin’ your cock in, it’s about finding out what you can be in this world. Defining it. Controlling it. And saying, ‘I will take what is mine.’ And whatever, if you just happen to get a little blow job out of it, then hey, what the fuck, why not?
Reporter: Okay, there you go.

Narrator: This was not just a matter of chance. No. These strange things happen all the time.

Donnie: I used to be smart. Now I’m just stupid.
Alfred: Shall we drink to that?

Frank: Women, they don’t lie. No, women don’t cheat. Women don’t manipulate us! But you see what I’m gettin’ at. Oh yeah, you see what I’m gettin’ at. You see what society does? When we’re little boys, it’s just, waaaa! Woman! Yeah, we are taught to apologize. I am sorry. I am so sorry, baby, I am so sorry!