Sound clips from Kingpin
Amish Guy: How many children do you have?
Munson: None that I know of.
Munson: Hope you don’t mind, I got up a little early so I took the liberty of milking your cow for ya. Took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one.
Amish Guy: We don’t have a cow, we have a bull.
Munson: I’ll brush my teeth.
LandLady: What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose tiger.
Munson: Well I got a news flash for ya Mother Theresa. Just because you spend most of your time in the missionary position, doesn’t make your a missionary.
Claudia: Must be tough when you’re spanking your monkey.
Ishmael: You have a monkey?
Munson: I think I tore my sack.
Ishmael: A huge cloud of shit, wow I think I smell it. Come on let’s go.
LandLady: You still owe me another month’s rent. If I were you, I would start doing some tongue exercises before Friday.