Sound clips from Goodfellas
funny.wav
Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci): Oh, oh, Anthony. He’s a big boy, he knows what he said. What did you say? Funny how?
Henry Hill (Ray Liotta): It’s…
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just… ya know, you’re, you’re funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do ya mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don’t know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how? I mean, funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh… I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: You know, how you tell a story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don’t know… you said it. How do I know? You said I’m funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what’s funny!
Henry Hill: Get the fuck outta here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: Ya motherfucker, I almost had him, I almost had him! Ya stutterin’ prick ya! Frankie, was he shakin’?
funny2.wav
Tommy DeVito: Funny how? I mean, funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? How da fuck am I funny? What da fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what’s funny.
funny3.wav
Tommy DeVito: I’m funny how? I mean, funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh… I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: You know, how you tell a story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don’t know… you said it. How do I know? You said I’m funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what’s funny!
gangster.wav
Henry Hill: As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.
bigdeal.wav
Tommy DeVito: All right, so he got shot in the foot. What is it, a big fuckin’ deal?
christen.wav
Tommy DeVito: Hey, you wanna laugh? This prick last week asked me to christen his kid.
dizzy.wav
Tommy DeVito: Where you’re goin’? Where you’re goin’? You dizzy motherfucker you.
dig.wav
Tommy DeVito: Who the fuck cares? I’ll dig the fuckin’ hole, I don’t give a fuck! What is it, the first hole I dug? First time I dug a hole, I’ll dig a fuckin’ hole. Well, where are the shovels?
favor.wav
Tommy DeVito: What the fuck I ask you for? I mean, I’m asking you for a favor. I do a lot of fuckin’ favors for you. I’m trying to bang this fuckin’ broad, so help me out!
late.wav
Tommy DeVito: You’re always fuckin’ late. You’ll be late for your own fuckin’ funeral.
mumbling.wav
Tommy DeVito:You know you’re a fuckin’ mumbling stuttering little fuck, you know that?
nicegirl.wav
Mom: Why don’t you get yourself a nice girl?
Tommy DeVito: I get a nice one almost every night, Ma.
Mom: Yeah, but get yourself a girl so you could settle down!
Tommy DeVito: I settle down almost every night but then in the morning I’m free! I love you, I wanna be with… I wanna be with you.
Jimmy Conway (Robert De Niro): Why don’t you settle down?
shutup.wav
Tommy DeVito: I thought he’d never shut the fuck up!
tellyou.wav
Tommy DeVito: ‘Ah… so what you gonna tell us, tough guy?’. I said ‘my usual, zero, nothing! Why tell you? What da fuck!’. He said ‘no, you gonna tell me something today, tough guy’. I said ‘all right, I’ll tell ya something: go fuck your mother!’.
tellyou2.wav
Tommy DeVito: ‘What you wanna tell me now, tough guy?’. I said ‘ming! What you doin’ here? I thought I told ya to go fuck your mother!’ Ha-ha-ha!!!… I thought he was gonna shit!
prick.wav
Tommy DeVito: You believe this prick?!
outtahere.wav
Tommy DeVito: Get the fuck outta’ here. What fuckin’ warm it up, get outta’ here!