Sound clips from G.I. Jane
SEAL.wav (189K)
C.O. Salem: Stand easy. Welcome to SEAL CRT selection program. You have volunteered for the most intensive military training known to man.
WildThing.wav (191K)
Master Chief (Viggo Mortensen): I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A bird will fall frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.
Control.wav (193K)
Master Chief: The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides. The drift of the continents. The very position of the Sun along it’s ecliptic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world.
Quitter.wav (324K) Quitter.mp3 (118K)
Master Chief: Sixty percent of you will not pass this course! How do I know? Because that is a historical fact! Now for the bad news. I always like to get one quitter on the first day, and until I do, that first day does not end.
Opinion1.wav (76K)
Master Chief: Lt. O’neil, when I want your opinion I’ll give it to you.
Opinion2.wav (62K)
Master Chief: When I want your opinion I’ll give it to you.
Pain.wav (301K) Pain.mp3 (110K)
Master Chief: Pain is your friend. Your ally. It will tell you when you are seriously injured. It will keep you awake and angry. And remind you to finish the job and get the hell home. But you know the best thing about pain? It lets you know you’re not dead yet.
NewDay.wav (289K) NewDay.mp3 (106K)
Master Chief: This progam is not for everyone. Just step up to the bell save us all allot of trouble. Go ahead. Any takers? Going once. Going twice. All right. Welcome to a brand new day.
BrainFart.wav (387K) BrainFart.mp3 (141K)
Lt. Jordan O’Neil (Demi Moore): How am I supposed to fit in with these guys when you’ve got me setup as an outsider? You’ve given me a different set of rules. The answer is, I can’t. I mean really, why didn’t you just issue me a pink petticoat to wear around the base?
C.O. Salem: Did you just have a brain fart?
Lt. Jordan O’Neil: Begging your parden sir?
C.O. Salem: Did you just walse in here and bark at your comanding officer? If so, I regard that as a bonified brain fart! And I resent it when people fart inside my office!
SuckMyDick1.wav (113K)
Master Chief: Lieutenant, seek life elsewhere.
Lt. Jordan O’Neil: SUCK MY DICK!
SuckMyDick2.wav (50K)
Lt. Jordan O’Neil: SUCK MY DICK!
SeeTheSea.wav (58K)
Master Chief: When I see the sea once more will the sea have seen or not seen me?