Sound clips from Friday
SmellShit.wav (53K)
Mr. Jones: What you talkin’ about you wait ’til I come out? I smelt your shit for 22 years. Now you can’t smell mine for five minutes?
SmokeWeed.wav (58K)
Craig (Ice Cube): Damn… all you do is smoke weed!
GrabaDog.wav (123K)
Mr. Jones: I grab a dog, and I choke him! And I kick the shit out of him! And I… all day long my foot up a dog’s ass! Bang! Bang! Bang! Up his ass. That’s my pleasure.
Bullshittin.wav (52K)
Smokey (Chris Tucker): I was just bullshittin’… and you know this… man!
Quaalude.wav (113K)
Smokey: Evita… EVITA!… That’s OK… She’ll be back. Another Quaalude… she’ll love me in the morning.
Fired.wav (60K)
Smokey: God damn… you got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.
KnockedOutMan.wav (22K)
Smokey: You got knocked the fuck out, man!
KnockedOut.wav (46K)
Smokey: You got knocked the fuck out!
PeerPressure.wav (50K)
Craig: I don’t think Smokey wanted to go in there. But peer pressure’s a motherfucker.
PuffPuffGive.wav (134K)
Smokey: Pub, you fuckin’ up the rotation. Puff – puff – give. Puff – puff – give. You fuckin’ up the rotation. You can get killed with somebody else. That’s some serious shit. You lucky you my boy.
TakingShit.wav (196K)
Ezel, Smokey: Smokey, you know I ain’t the smartest man in the world, but from over here it look like you takin’ a shit. Ezel, get the hell off the… Oh.. you been eatin’ corn, huh? Get the hell off, man. Look, between me and you, man. When you’re done, I’ll clean all that shit up for you for two dollars.
Tweed.wav (103K)
Mr. Jones: I betcha y’all been drinkin’ that wine too ain’tcha? And smokin’ them tweeds and everything. Wearin’ them clothes all half off your ass… what the hell’s goin’ on today? Huh?
MaryJane.wav (158K)
Smokey: Man, they ain’t nothin’ wrong with smokin’ weed. Weed is from the Earth. God put this here for me… and you! Take advantage, man… take advantage.