Sound clips from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Student: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
Ferris: The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom, I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead-lock, but, uh, you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in the doctor’s office. That’s worse than school.
Student: This guy in my biology class, said that if Ferris dies, he’s giving his eyes to Stevie Wonder. Oh he’s such a sweetie. Gotta go.
Student #2: Hi Jeannie.
Jeannie: Shut up!
Dean Rooney: He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body.
Grace: He makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed.
Cameron: He’ll keep callin’ me…he’ll keep callin’ me until I come over. He’ll make me feel guilty, this is…this is ridiculous, ok. I’ll go. I’ll go. I’ll go. I’ll go. I’ll go. I’ll go, shit. …God damnit! …Forget it…that’s it.
Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Grace: The sportos and motor heads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads…they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.