Sound clips from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
gigolo.wav
Antoine: I’m a gigolo
Deuce: Giga who ?
Antoine: Women pay me to give them pleasure.
goldfish.wav
Antoine: What the hell are you doing?
Deuce: There’s a Mongrel Koi in there, it’s the most dangerous of all goldfish.
guidance counselor.wav
Deuce: How did you get that job?
Antoine: Just kinda fell into it.
Deuce: I’m gonna kill my guidance counselor.
weapons.wav
Deuce: Wow, what are those?
Antoine: Medieval weapons. I’m a collector. There worth twice as much if they’ve killed somebody.