Sound clips from The Cable Guy
CableGuy.wav (77K)
Chip Douglas (Jim Carrey): Caaable Guy.
Bribe.wav (187K)
Chip Douglas: You’re offering me a bribe. What you have just done is illegal, and in this state if convicted you could be fined up to $5000 or spend six months in a correctional facility.
JuiceUp.wav (93K)
Chip Douglas: I’m just jerking your chain. I’ll juice ya up.
BrainThee.wav (44K)
Chip Douglas: COME BACK HERE SO THAT I MAY BRAIN THEE!
NewFriend.wav (109K)
Steven Kovacs (Matthew Broderick): I just don’t have any room in my life for a new friend.
Chip Douglas: So, what are you trying to say?
BroadcastDay.wav (29K)
Chip Douglas: This concludes our broadcast day.
OhBilly.wav (35K)
Chip Douglas: Ooooooh, Billy.