Sound clips from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Sex.wav (66K)
Austin Powers (Mike Myers): Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please.
Behave.wav (80K)
Austin: Oh behave. [laughing]… yeah YEAH baby YEAH!
Pussy.wav (54K)
Austin: That’s Dr. Evil’s cat.
Vanessa Kensington (Elizabeth Hurley): How can you tell?
Austin: I never forget a pussy… cat.
Horny.wav (16K)
Austin: Do I make you horny?
Point.wav (153K)
Vanessa: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
Austin: What’s your point, Vanessa?
ShaggedRotten.wav (24K)
Austin: I shagged her rotten baby yeah.
Smashing.wav (45K)
Austin: I think you’re shaggadelic baby. You’re switched on. You’re smashing.
Groovey.wav (35K)
Austin: Oh groovey baby… yeah.
Shag.wav (29K)
Austin: Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?
MyBag.wav (22K)
Austin: This sort of thing ain’t my bag baby.
Shaggadelic.wav (15K)
Austin: Very Shaggadelic.
YeahBaby.wav (28K)
Austin: Yeah Baby! Yeah!
Mad.wav (13K)
Austin: Are you mad?
AlottaFagina.wav (163K)
Number Two (Robert Wagner): This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta, Alotta Fagina.
Austin: Come again?
Alotta: Alotta Fagina.
Austin: Ahh, I’m sorry, I’m just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was ‘a lot of’… uhhh, never mind!
Won’tBite.wav (35K)
Austin: I won’t bite… hard.
ShitsAndGiggles.wav (43K)
Austin: I’m just trying to get a rise out of you that’s all! For shits and giggles!
BreakWind.wav (79K)
Alotta: How dare you break wind before me!
Austin: I’m sorry baby, I didn’t know it was your turn! Hahaha!
Myself.wav (87K)
Austin: Allow myself to introduce… myself. My name is Richie Cunningham.
Relax.wav (56K)
Tom Arnold: You gotta relax! Don’t force it! You’re gonna blow out your o-ring! Drop a lung!
Angry.wav (126K)
Dr. Evil: That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset… people DIE!
Evil.wav (107K)
Scott Evil (Seth Green): I like animals… maybe I’d be a vet!
Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
Scott: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
Dr.Evil: An evil petting zoo?
Scott: YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!
Bone.wav (22K)
Dr. Evil: Throw me a frickin’ bone here!
Mister.wav (91K)
UN Representative: Now… Mr. Evil…
Dr. Evil: DR. EVIL! I didn’t spend six years in evil medical school to be called “Mister” thank you very much.
MiddleName.wav (41K)
Austin: Austin Powers… danger’s my middle name.
Shh1.wav (257K)
Scott: It’s no hassle…
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: But…
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: Um…
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: All I’m saying…
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: They’re gonna get awa…
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: I’m just…
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: We…
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: We…
Dr. Evil: Shh! Knock, knock.
Scott: Who’s there?
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Scott: Look…
Dr. Evil: Shh! Let me tell you a little story about a man named Shh! Shh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive “shh!” Now, I have a whole bag of “shh!” with your name on it.
Shh2.wav (22K)
Dr. Evil: Shh! Knock, knock.
Scott: Who’s there?
Dr. Evil: Shh!
Shh3.wav (34K)
Scott: Look…
Dr. Evil: Shh! Let me tell you a little story about a man named Shh!
Shh4.wav (87K)
Dr. Evil: Shh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive “shh!” Now, I have a whole bag of “shh!” with your name on it.