Army of Darkness

Sound clips from Army of Darkness

bastards.wav
Ash: ohhh…you little bastards!

blow.wav
Ash: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me…blow.

fancy.wav
Ash: Well hello Mr. fancy pants.

jack.wav
Ash: I got news for you pal, you ain’t leading but two things right now, Jack and shit. And Jack left town.

king.wav
Ash: Hail to the King, baby.


pillow.wav
Ash: Well that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby.

shebitch.wav
Ash: Yo, she-bitch! Let’s go.

s-mart.wav
Ash: Shop smart, shop S-Mart.

sugar.wav
Ash: Gimme some sugar, baby.

ugly.wav
She-devil: You found me beautiful once.
Ash: Honey, you got real ugly.