Sound clips from Weird Science

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Gary: Should we give her a brain?
Wyatt: Yeah we could play chess with her.
Gary: Chess?

Chet: Hey that's looks pretty good. Now make yourself one, dickweed.

Chet: You two donkey dicks couldn't laid in a morgue.

Chet: He pukes, you die.

Chet: How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served on a dirty ashtray.

Gary: Why don't you shut up bitch.

Gary: Anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb.

Gary: I can't believe this shit. I can't believe it. Did ya get a free toaster with this too?

"If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle." - [Kelly LeBrock]

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"I can be a real serious bitch if I don't get what I want." - [Kelly LeBrock]

"By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? -Ceremonial." - [Ilan Mitchell-Smith and Anthony Michael Hall]

"Why are you messing with the fantasy? We know about the reality. Don't ruin the fantasy, OK?" - [Anthony Michael Hall]

"Why do you have to be such a wanker? - [Kelly LeBrock]

"So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?" - [Kelly LeBrock]

"You're stewed, buttwad." - [Bill Paxton]

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