Sound clips from A Christmas Story

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Ralphie Parker (Narrator): My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master.

Mrs. Parker: Oh, Randy, don't play with your food. Eat it!
Randy Parker: Aw, gee.
Mrs. Parker: Starving people would be happy to have that.

Schwartz: I triple-dog dare ya!

Ralphie Parker (Narrator): Yes, truly, a little bribe never hurts.

Mr. Parker: Uh, 'frah-gee-lay.' It must be Italian!
Mrs. Parker: Oh, I think that says 'fragile,' honey.
Mr. Parker: Oh, yeah.

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Schwartz: Well, I double-dog dare ya!

Ralphie : I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
Mrs. Parker: No, you'll shoot your eye out.

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